Tuesday, 25 February 2014
Dawn Prawn Chorus
Fish pie making with the tall one always entails a certain amount of yowling with gusto on my part when the delicious pink worm things are doing circular routes in the microwave. As you can see it is noisy time well invested.
Wednesday, 5 February 2014
Gentlemen Callers
Part of the garden fence blew down in the gales before Christmas so I have enjoyed having a peep hole into the exciting wild land down the public footpath where passing cats like to take their morning constitution. This has proved most fruitful as I've managed to make several felines seize up rigid with fear just by glaring at them from my viewing position atop the pond. Fluffy the tabby was captivated for a full 20 minutes by my menacing gaze until she legged it down the other side of the fence.
Unfortunately activity out the front has proved less salubrious. The lady opposite seems to have had rather a lot of strange gentlemen callers and the tall one thinks she may be operating a business as a lady of the night. Zounds, we can do without that. The phantom pooper is still operating in the front flower bed. I was also ignomiously bundled into my cat carrier for my annual injections where the vet lady enquired about my constipati*n in front of the tall one, what humiliation.
Unfortunately activity out the front has proved less salubrious. The lady opposite seems to have had rather a lot of strange gentlemen callers and the tall one thinks she may be operating a business as a lady of the night. Zounds, we can do without that. The phantom pooper is still operating in the front flower bed. I was also ignomiously bundled into my cat carrier for my annual injections where the vet lady enquired about my constipati*n in front of the tall one, what humiliation.
Monday, 16 December 2013
Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How Enticing Art Thou Baubles
I have been receiving extra dietary nourishment c/o the fake plastic tree in the living room. I've explored a branch with my mouth, chewed a polystyrene berry, pulled the string of lights and bopped a bear decoration. I'm waiting til the tall one goes to work to have a go at throwing one of the glass baubles about. Tres amusement!
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| Oooh, something new ... |
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| Oooh, something shiny ... |
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| Oooh, something sparkling, MUST attack NOW! |
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| Gosh, all that tree attacking is tiring |
Tuesday, 26 November 2013
American Cousins
Happy Thanksgiving Day on November 28th to any felines in the Grand Ol' U.S.A. I hope you get your chops around a tasty morsel of turkey, even if my favourite treat of choice is prawns. I would also like to say Happy Hanukkah for any cats of the Jewish faith although if they are kosher cats they should stay away from the prawns and leave them all to me! I quite like the American cartoon cat Garfield but I prefer Simon's Cat www.simonscat.com as he looks and acts just like me.
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| Happy Thanksgiving Y'All |
Tuesday, 5 November 2013
Doppelgang-ing
Fiddlesticks, the tall one has been caught eyeing up pictures of pesky kittens on the bright box thing. Blow me down with a bird feather but the Mumsie of the infuriating fur-balls looks the spitting image of myself except for the fact that she is a stoopid girl cat. I wonder if we are related as she could be my sister? For-tuna-lately, the asking price for these impish pests is considerately higher than what was paid for my amazing self and the tall one has to buy expensive things for the garden like a shed so I will not be plagued by a small thing trying to steal the attention from the tall one - ha ha. Tall one bit sad though as she says it is 'oh so sweet and cuddly looking'. Get a grip woman for goodness sake, one heaven-sent cat is enough for you!
Wednesday, 18 September 2013
Tuesday, 17 September 2013
Moses in the Middle
I have been visiting Robert Elliott's Vets in Stanford-in-the Vale due to ahem (embarrased cough) a certain 'lack of movement'. After four days of the tall one obsessively checking my empty litter tray she was getting a little frantic and so I was escorted to the vets for examination.
Fortunately 'movement' was observed to be in progress but just not there yet so I was bundled off with some extra tasty Royal Canin Hairball biscuits to encourage things along and some cellulose granules to try if those failed. In the waiting area, I met a senior citizen black Labrador, a West Highland Terrier and a shouty Cairn/Poodle mix. All very interesting smelling even if faintly alarming. Did not fancy the idea of the granules being added to my food or gawd forbid mention of another word if that did not do the trick and so I offered up my worldly goods the same evening after I'd done a run through neighbour Pat and Mike's garden which is good to get the adrenalin going as they have three furry-trousered creatures that are none too keen on me. The tortoiseshell one has visited my garden recently and came and stared at my food bowl through the closed french doors which enraged me greatly.
Fortunately 'movement' was observed to be in progress but just not there yet so I was bundled off with some extra tasty Royal Canin Hairball biscuits to encourage things along and some cellulose granules to try if those failed. In the waiting area, I met a senior citizen black Labrador, a West Highland Terrier and a shouty Cairn/Poodle mix. All very interesting smelling even if faintly alarming. Did not fancy the idea of the granules being added to my food or gawd forbid mention of another word if that did not do the trick and so I offered up my worldly goods the same evening after I'd done a run through neighbour Pat and Mike's garden which is good to get the adrenalin going as they have three furry-trousered creatures that are none too keen on me. The tortoiseshell one has visited my garden recently and came and stared at my food bowl through the closed french doors which enraged me greatly.
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