Adventures of a badly behaved, spoilt but much loved lilac colourpoint British Shorthair cat called Moses who mistakenly thinks he is half Burmese/half Staffordshire Bull Terrier
Wednesday, 30 January 2013
Full Moon-itus
The cold icy stuff has gone so I've been able to go out in the garden again in the evenings for some a-mousing and to pounce on night flitting moths in the light of the full moon. On my return through the kitchen doors I have yowled about my exciting activities at my owner so that she is kept fully informed. Unfortunately, the lunar cycle has been making me a little aggressive and my owner has been complaining when I have been trying to forcifully pull her out of bed by her hair in the middle of the night. Can't imagine why? You would have thought she would be delighted to be sharing my company rather than doing noisy breathing through her open mouth. I have also been having a few temper tantrums and tried to knock my owner off her feet after a night of imprisonment in the kitchen accompanied by loud shouting at her to protest at such harsh treatment when I should be allowed full reign of the house. I am re-booked in for my booster jabs on Saturday so will develop my usual sixth sense ("I see alive vet people") a half hour before my owner plans to bundle me into the cat carrier and go and hide in an unreachable position beneath the double bed so that she is forced to lie down in a very uncomfortable postion and try and fish for me with her arm.
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