Of Mice and (Wo)Men

This is a picture of me sitting in a cat nip daze thanks to amazeballs mice kindly provided by Michelle Morgan, Manchester Physiotherapist Extraordinaire.  I can report back that they have considerably improved my manual dexterity and strength.  Sadly, I am rather lacking in real hunting skills.  I am able to present my owner with enormous spiders waving their legs out of my mouth in the early hours of the morning and am an expert fly trapper.  I can also go outside in the Autumnal months and bring in 17cms earthworms and hide my booty under the living room rug in record speeds.  However, real mice, birds and bunnies evade me as I get over-excited, chirrup loudly at them so they know I am coming and bound up with great noisy speed. 

Apart from this I have been scratching a great deal due to my irritating fleas, depositing flea dirt on my owners bedding, chasing moggie cats off the pavement and refusing to eat Waitrose own cat food sachets.