Ill Met By 7.15 pm

Ye Gads!  Afright your eyes upon these hellish harridans who alighted off their broomsticks for an evening of malevolent mayhem on Friday 26 October.  Perchance, I fear their internal body clocks may have been amiss as they arrived five days early as Halloween is but some five days oft.  However, I found them so alarming with their loud shrieking that I was too a'feared to speak up and correct them on this matter and hid myself in a pile of washing.  They shrieked, devoured, rested and then flew oft again the following morning leaving a trail of small bouncy eyeballs behind them (from out of a cracker).

I had hoped that they might bring me a tasty live mouse in their suitcase but it does not seem that modern day witches eat such things these days and prefer such stuff as Foot and Mouth Disease jelly as below.