Sadly no more delightfully smelly furry whiskered things or at least none that I've been able to drag into the house which has been a BITTER BLOW. Even worse, one of the neighbourhood plebian moggies seems to be trying to send me a threatening message. No not a horse head in my bed but uncovered mega-sized sloppy poop in two places on the gravel drive. You won't find a pedigree cat pooping on dirt, heaven forbid ... Anyway my owner was indignant as she trod on one pile and then had to get kitchen tongs out to scoop up the abominations. Then as she left this morning there was a large furry tabby eyeing her on the opposite side of the road. One of my owner's work colleagues has just adopted two rescue kittens and there has been mention of a kitten party. I don't think she knows what she is letting herself in for as I am most likely to infest them with fleas and then round them up into a corner and terrorise them.
Dear Mr M Ozes
ReplyDeleteWhat a bitter blow. You must come round here, there are mice of much smelliness and whisker to be had. This very morning, for instance, I caught myself a fine one. The back half of which I left on top of the washing pile to be found this morning. The front end of it I have either a) eaten or b) hidden in a delightful place (shoe/bath-hat/schoolbag...) to be revealed later. I'm not telling which. Such larks...
Gosh. You two do have japes aplenty. Why is Miss Polly's cat leaving only the rear end on the washing? This goes against all cat etiquette as any fool know. The U thing is to leave the front end and entrails projecting, only for them to fall out when removal is attempted. We suspect that there may have been some biting of the lovely smelly mouse in half and that there will be a super treat lurking in someone's pants drawer. Yum!
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