The Unfortunate Incident of a Cat in the Night-time

Despite appearances, I am not too keen on sleeping and that applies especially during the hours of dawn and dusk.  What is worse, is having to watch my owner sleep when I'm ready to play games, be stroked and admired and fed tasty treats. 

Sadly it was a Bank Holiday in the UK this weekend and my owner thought she would try and 'lie in'.  I tolerated this on Saturday but on Sunday I was so enraged by my failed efforts to wake her that I found a teaspoon on her bedside table and threw it at her head.  What japes!  Last night I tried to rouse her at 3.15 am but the annoying woman fell back to sleep.  I tried a new tactic.  At 4.00 am I trampolined upon her stomach to awaken her and she awoke.  I watched as she turned her head on the pillow to the right and found the gift I had left on her sheet - yes something brown and round ...  That will teach her not to ignore me.