Adventures of a badly behaved, spoilt but much loved lilac colourpoint British Shorthair cat called Moses who mistakenly thinks he is half Burmese/half Staffordshire Bull Terrier
Tuesday, 14 August 2012
Prawn Fest
Sleeping off Tescos half-price prawns whilst looking a bit like Mr Miyagi from the Karate Kid
Please could you fix it for me to come and live with you and share of the prawns? Even if there were prawns to be had here you can bet Mr A (Awful) Gustus would eat them all himself and not allow me any of them.
Today he dive-bombed me when I was having a delightful cat-nap after lunch under the rosemary bush. He hangs out with hedgehogs and brings teams of fleas into the house, and then blames them on me. It's more than my nervous disposition can bear. Yours Mrs F Oxy
I would invite you to stay to escape the awful Augustus and partake of a few prawns with me but if memory serves me correctly, when we were last introduced you hissed rather a lot at me. Then we had a small stand-off over who had right of way in the under stairs cupboard that smelt so interestingly of mice. However, were we to co-habit I expect I could learn to tolerate you unlike the awful Augustus who I most certainly could not. Yours respectfully Mr M Osez.
Dear Mr M Osez
ReplyDeletePlease could you fix it for me to come and live with you and share of the prawns? Even if there were prawns to be had here you can bet Mr A (Awful) Gustus would eat them all himself and not allow me any of them.
Today he dive-bombed me when I was having a delightful cat-nap after lunch under the rosemary bush. He hangs out with hedgehogs and brings teams of fleas into the house, and then blames them on me. It's more than my nervous disposition can bear.
Yours Mrs F Oxy
Dear Mrs Foxy
DeleteI would invite you to stay to escape the awful Augustus and partake of a few prawns with me but if memory serves me correctly, when we were last introduced you hissed rather a lot at me. Then we had a small stand-off over who had right of way in the under stairs cupboard that smelt so interestingly of mice. However, were we to co-habit I expect I could learn to tolerate you unlike the awful Augustus who I most certainly could not. Yours respectfully Mr M Osez.