Treacherous behaviour on the part of my owner. I have discovered from sniffing her clothing that she has been consorting with other felines. She has been giving food, cleaning out litter trays and giving away attention that should SOLELY be reserved for my good self to Madame Jakey in the village. Jakey is a very elderly girl and likes to have a good shout at visitors as you can see from the attached picture. She may be old but she is not stupid and was having none of her pills despite owner trying to hide them in Webbox treats and turkey ham. In between the shouting she did a bit of purring and delayed my owner returning home to my splendid self. I sought revenge on my owner for her shocking neglect by fiercely nipping her hair and sharpening my claws on her sheet at the head of pillow at midnight, 3.30 am and finally at 4.52 am until I got her out of bed.
