RSPB Sentry Cat

Well here I am royally protecting a female blackbird trying to have a quiet moment atop its nest of eggs.  I like to take my Royal Household sentry duty very seriously and I spent a good two to three hours sitting but a metre away offering her my superb bodyguard and communication skills.  The bodyguard side of the role consisted of standing on my back legs whilst waving one paw in the air and I made sure I kept her abreast of developments by miaowing loudly at her.  I was relieved of my duties at various intervals by the Tall One who showed shoddy camera skills and signs of bossiness.  She wouldn't get a position in the Household Guards.