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| Malcolm - 'The Imposter' |
Well I am having a big sulk as I was robbed. The Tall One has shown me a Lilac British Shorthaired cat on tv at the moment called Malcolm. He is advertising Young's Gastro fish range. I would like to stick my bottom in his face and maybe do a threatening glare. How come he gets the call to be on tv and not me? S'not fair. The Tall One replied that perhaps he does not have a slight squint in his right eye or black eye gunk. How rude, I don't comment on the open pores on her nose or bits of spinach between her teeth. She also said perhaps he is well-behaved and easy to train which she thinks I am not. Hmm, maybe she has a point there ...
